WEAPONS GRADE AUTISM sticker
from $3.50
When you've purchased our highest quality, WEAPONS GRADE autism, you need to show off to others. Slap this on your water bottle and chug away to gain amazing autism abilities. Stick it on your vehicle and watch it become autism-powered. Put it on your filing cabinet to miraculously arrange your files with autistic perfection. Apply it to random flat surfaces around your city to spread the word about our clandestine gray-market autism operation (please don't actually do this, it's vandalism and illegal).
(none of these claims have been verified by the FDA or CDC or CIA or ASAN or SPARK. This is all for fun and it's just a regular sticker with no magical powers. Please don't sue us. Our budget consists of a handful of aglets [we had to sell the shoestrings]).
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
(none of these claims have been verified by the FDA or CDC or CIA or ASAN or SPARK. This is all for fun and it's just a regular sticker with no magical powers. Please don't sue us. Our budget consists of a handful of aglets [we had to sell the shoestrings]).
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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When you've purchased our highest quality, WEAPONS GRADE autism, you need to show off to others. Slap this on your water bottle and chug away to gain amazing autism abilities. Stick it on your vehicle and watch it become autism-powered. Put it on your filing cabinet to miraculously arrange your files with autistic perfection. Apply it to random flat surfaces around your city to spread the word about our clandestine gray-market autism operation (please don't actually do this, it's vandalism and illegal).
(none of these claims have been verified by the FDA or CDC or CIA or ASAN or SPARK. This is all for fun and it's just a regular sticker with no magical powers. Please don't sue us. Our budget consists of a handful of aglets [we had to sell the shoestrings]).
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
(none of these claims have been verified by the FDA or CDC or CIA or ASAN or SPARK. This is all for fun and it's just a regular sticker with no magical powers. Please don't sue us. Our budget consists of a handful of aglets [we had to sell the shoestrings]).
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
When you've purchased our highest quality, WEAPONS GRADE autism, you need to show off to others. Slap this on your water bottle and chug away to gain amazing autism abilities. Stick it on your vehicle and watch it become autism-powered. Put it on your filing cabinet to miraculously arrange your files with autistic perfection. Apply it to random flat surfaces around your city to spread the word about our clandestine gray-market autism operation (please don't actually do this, it's vandalism and illegal).
(none of these claims have been verified by the FDA or CDC or CIA or ASAN or SPARK. This is all for fun and it's just a regular sticker with no magical powers. Please don't sue us. Our budget consists of a handful of aglets [we had to sell the shoestrings]).
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
(none of these claims have been verified by the FDA or CDC or CIA or ASAN or SPARK. This is all for fun and it's just a regular sticker with no magical powers. Please don't sue us. Our budget consists of a handful of aglets [we had to sell the shoestrings]).
These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!